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October 23 2017

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tonights-episode:

tonight’s episode: FLESHY FLAPS

October 22 2017

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existinmyhead:

tchaikovsgay:

filthywhitebitch:

bwellesley:

blackpanthersdick:

fiightingdreamers:

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

This thread is making me wet

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

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gaspack:

geodude:

brujoria:

❤️❤️❤️

I’m screaming this is me

me

can’t young people just

like plants

impishtubist:

Forget Madame Vastra and Jenny, y’all.

I want a Star Trek spinoff series focused on badass Cardassian scientist ladies lovers Gilora and Ulani. I mean, come on.

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Look at them

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OMG STOP IT

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light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

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but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

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Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

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vondell-txt:

isn’t it weird that our son marty looks like that guy marty we both knew that went through a lot of trouble to hook us up for what appeared to be no personal gain whatsoever and who said all those weird things to us about us having kids together and isn’t it weird that he has a jacket that looks like that weird jacket that guy marty had that was very memorable in 1955 and isn’t it weird how how our son marty is friends with the same eccentric scientist as the eccentric scientist that that guy marty we knew was friends with whose house i went to once and isn’t it weird that we never saw that guy marty again after we got together

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swagintherain:

Because fox are paid nazi lovers

skyblep:

me, as i watch 2 seasons of bullshit of star trek tng so i can get to the good ones:

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neoduskcomics:

Gemocracy

Come follow me on deviantart and/or twitter.

sweet-autism-things:

pro-autistic:

Autistic people who are easily overwhelmed by everyday tasks are cute and cool and 100% lovable.

Thank you. I needed this.

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tonights-episode:

tonight’s episode: PLOP PLOP BLITZ BLITZ

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cerastes:

clatterbane:

colorsinautumn:

I think this is a good time to post this.

(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)

Keep it up.

doktorpeace:

realmfighter:

venndigo:

k8thescout:

can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

October 06 2017

October 05 2017

nonon-jakuzure:

iiirxniiically-hiiikxru:

nonon-jakuzure:

Nothing is sacred. Not even…

THIS POST

I spent five minutes trying to think of ways to one-up this post. I can.t

motherfucker straight up deactivated his account 2 hours after reblogging this

October 04 2017

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aconitvms:

orikomi:

queensimia:

rewritethis-story:

santagivemeapony:

queenofsabah:

askragtatter:

discoverynews:

micdotcom:

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

?????????????

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

me gonna try it

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

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